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OITNB Season 5 Episode 7 & 8

full bush half snickers - orange is the new black

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Full Bush, Half Snickers – Tied to the Rails

This week John & I watched episodes 7 & 8 of Orange is the New Black.  Here’s my recap and our thoughts.

Inside, the inmates are working together to clean up the prison as their families surround the prison. They watch the pile of flaming snacks outside we saw started last week.  And Doggett is met with some skepticism as she begins her “community service”.  She makes a batch of “yellow drink” that looks a bit like urine; it’s made by soaking all the yellow candies from the commissary in water, but her peers seem to enjoy.

An angry Leanne squashes Doggett’s good deed by actually urinating in the yellow drink; payback for blowing off her finger has just begun.

“Is that piss? Cuz I don’t do that no more.” -Zirconia

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OITNB Season 5 Episodes 1-6

 It’s as if we’ve gone on a bender…

This week John & I binged on 5 episodes of Orange is the New Black!  We haven’t done this much tv watching at once since we watched the entire final season of Bates Motel in 2 days.   We also watched ep. 5 of Fear the Walking Dead and I’m bitching about that here.

Picking up where we left off in Season 4, Daya has shot an evil guard.  And Taystee and friends seek justice for Poussey.   Making matters worse, Caputo has gone on air dismissing the actions of the guard who killed Poussey and never bothers to name her, insinuating a full-out riot.  Given the treatment of the inmates since the prison went “for-profit”, it’s certainly warranted. Continue reading OITNB Season 5 Episodes 1-6

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American Gods – Come To Jesus – Ep. 108

Come to Jesus

Fat Jesus, baby Jesus, the glowing saint Jesus… the world has brought so many images to belief.  Who’s your personal Jesus?

The first season of American Gods has come to an end with Jesus and John & Kate agree, it was sooooo satisfying.  We’ve enjoyed some great actors who all look so stunning!!  Even though Technical Boy has an ever changing grill and hair ranging from a greasy bowl cut to look like a plop of soft serve ice cream landed on his melon – everyone looked AWESOME.  The scenery and imagery is equally stunning.  We’re really enjoying this endless, goofy, satirical humor coming at us on the sly and with some direct hits.   It’s all around amazing like a perfect gourmet meal of steak and potatoes.


Catching Up with Laura & Mad Sweeny

This week Laura and Sweeny have arrived in Kentucky, at the home of Easter, played gorgeously by Kristen Chenoweth, with hopes for a back to life revival for Laura.  The truth surrounding Laura’s death comes out; she’s been sacrificed.  Her death ensured that Shadow would have nothing to lose and nothing to live for.  The perpetrator executing this sacrifice, her road mate, Mad Sweeny.

Laura angry over this new information and distraught violently and literally squeezes Sweeny to find out why he would take her life.  Sweeny knowing he cannot stop her powers confesses that Wednesday orchestrated the task.  Easter reveals that a death by a God cannot be undone.  Will Laura’s heart ever beat again?

Shadow Backs Wednesday in a Lie

Wednesday and Shadow have also arrived at Easter’s home, just after Anansi has tailor made them each a dapper suit.  Anansi suggested Wednesday needed to enlist a queen; that is just what Wednesday intends to do.  Easter, like Vulcan, has made a comfortable existence for herself by siding with the new gods.  Initially, she has no interest in Wednesday’s proposition.

Wednesday misrepresents the events of Vulcan’s death and tells Easter that the new gods killed him for aligning with him and forging a sword to him.  In Wednesday’s mind’s eye, he’s being truthful.  In reality, Wednesday separated Vulcan’s head from body himself.  Wednesday displays the very impressive blade forged in his honor to Easter, spinning his tale; Shadow backs up his story by adding a little flattery before following orders to go be distracted.

Wednesday wins Easter Over
Wednesday wins Easter Over


A truth finally escapes Wednesday’s lips in one astounding come to Jesus moment of awesome cheesiness!  As Wednesday reveals to Shadow who he is, he demonstrates his power with a sacrifice to Easter. Easter inspired by the gesture, takes back the spring.  The two vow together to return the spring only when prayed for.

Bilquis Arrives at the House on the Rock

Anansi doesn’t quite answer how Bilquis gets to America, but he eloquently tells her story from Queen to peasant.  She returns to a measure of glory by aligning herself with the new gods.  Technical Boy seduces her with the technology of the dating app age and Bilquis finds a new way to rise in rank.  She with the most followers wins.

Technical Boy calls in a return of favor, but Bilquis appears to have thoughts of doubt and regret.  At the show’s end, we see Bilquis on a bus, pulling up to the place all the gods are heading, presumably for war.  Will Bilquis remain sided with the new gods?

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American Gods – A Prayer for Mad Sweeny – Ep. 107

American Gods Ep. 107

It’s Mad Sweeny’s World

…we just get to laugh in it.

We’re loosely recapping this week’s episode of American Gods.  And we’re cracking up over Mad Sweeny’s antics and famous quotes, romancing a past of 1700’s England, and understanding Laura’s crass and empty soul through “a spark of the same spirit”. All as Mad Sweeny’s coming to America is narrated by Ibis himself.

This week on American Gods we received a really fascinating look into the Mad Sweeny universe. We see Sweeny move from Ireland, to America, off to London and finally settled in America.  Presumably, via the belief in leprechauns from a miss Essie Tregowan, or within the confines of the show -McGowan.

Essie, who’s red hair flows bright as a blazing fire, is played by our very own Emily Browning who also happens to play Laura. At this time, we may question if Laura is a sort of reincarnation of Essie.  And producers do say that they are a sparkle of the same spirit, but what, if any, part of the future this plays is completely unknown.



Luck for the Good & Bad

The story of Essie is told in our beloved original publication; in as many regards as they the same, the two adaptations are different. In both she carries with her a belief in such things as fairies and leprechauns. One leprechaun in particular, the one and only Mad Sweeny, becomes attached to Essie by her faith.

Essie over the years continued to call upon the leprechaun in prayer. She leaves her magical creature the last little bite of food or a plate of milk as an offering. In difficult time Essie prayed hard.  The strength of those prayers bolstered luck in the life of the leprechaun and he returns luck back onto Essie.  But in good times, prayers went forgotten and luck went unbegotten for both.

Our little woman finds herself imprisoned for theft, a second time and deservedly.  She is celled adjacent to her leprechaun, Sweeny. Allowing for a conversation in which her thoughts give faith to a leprechaun as her king.  And as luck would have it, a means of avoidance of fate presents itself.

Her faith no longer escaped her mind after that final escape from the gallows. And in the new world she lucks into as comfortable a servitude as one could imagine. Eventually Essie marries her master and she lives out her remaining days as the owner of the plantation which she was purchased to serve.

In her final moments of blood pumping in her veins, her leprechaun pays a farewell visit; thereby demonstrating a level of comfort only faith can bring.

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American Gods – A Murder of Gods – Ep. 106

Disclaimer: Spoilers!! We do recaps, opinions, analysis and rants AFTER we watch the show. We’re trying not to give too much away in advance, but anything aired is up for grabs.

American Gods

This week John & Kate recap, however un-chronologically, ep. 6 of American Gods – “A Murder of Gods”. Hey! This was not in the book!!

In this episode, we quite literally and for the first time see a murder of a god -TWICE! First Jesus then in infamous god of guns, Vulcan. Laura, Mad Sweeny, and Salim/not Salim become an unexpected and hilarious trio, all needing one another and bickering like kids stuck in the car on a road trip. Shadow is beginning to see things for what they are and Ricky Wittle is pulling of the big dumb guy role well. Ian McShane continues to blow his character, Mr. Wednesday out of the water with charm air of disturbing charm and some stellar sword swinging skills.

This episode of American Gods has swung itself far out of the book with new characters, new scenes, and re-manufacturing of stories that breathe life into new beliefs. A town reminiscent of 1950’s Germany targets us all in a topic very relevant to our modern society. And we learn “life is good.”

By now the actors have bloomed into their roles and they charm the socks off us at every turn. The cinematography continues to delight.

Fear the Walking Dead

Season 3 double feature premiere! Oh yes! This is the most action we’ve seen from FTWD to date! It was a pleasure to have a little zombie action back in our lives. Sadly, neither of us are feeling much depth to these characters, even after witnessing some major suffering and loss. I know we’re supposed to be seeing a regular, boring, American family from the beginning of it all, but why must they still be boring? If Strand dies – I say we riot!! We lost Travis, without Strand there’s not much to see. SHOW US THE ZOMBIES!!

Overall while we can’t help but be obsessed with all things Walking Dead and will continue to watch the show just to see how things develop and intertwine, admittedly neither of us are driven by the dispassionate relationships of the characters. Maybe without Madison forced to pretend Travis is her soul mate, we will see something new come about. At the end we see Madison’s poor excuse for grief and weird declaration to take the Broke Jaw Ranch by force if she needs be. Sorry Madison, I’m not feelin you.

Married at First Sight

Are Chicago couples of season 5 are the most reasonable bunch to date, but will they be in it for the long haul? Or will the experts see failed marriages #11, 12, & 13??

I have hopes for all three couples this season; everyone seems to be here for the right reasons and willing to listen to advice and work to get to know each other.

Shelia & Nate seem to have smoothed out some initial wrinkles. Nate, in the matching, wedding, and honeymoon episodes didn’t leave us feeling like there was any hope for this pair!! He’s grown on me significantly, but John is still highly doubtful that Nate has it in him to be understand the gravity of marriage… in Nate’s defense, John’s missed 3-4 episodes 🙂 These two seem to be growing together and falling in the love thing if you ask me…

Ashly & Anthony seem to be moving right along. Maybe her need to control her environment and protect her feminism and identity will bring about some harsh realities for her. Anthony has a passive manner toward, understand of and patience with her; he is highly aware of her mood at all times and seems to still see that she is an amazing woman. I’m hoping he can find his mojo for communicating with her and she can learn that it’s ok to give in when you find someone willing to give you security to do so.

Cody & Danielle still no consummation!! “I went to shrink… …she says it’s lack of sex that’s bringing me down.” Between talks of starting off as friends, lack of manliness, and looking for a spark, these two are working around the clock. Up at the crack of dawn and in bed exhausted barely before midnight… it’s no wonder these two haven’t had a chance to hook-up! They seem to like each other, have a lot in common, and communicate well. Hopefully they’re busy making the time to get busy as I type this!