This week John & I binged on 5 episodes of Orange is the New Black! We haven’t done this much tv watching at once since we watched the entire final season of Bates Motel in 2 days. We also watched ep. 5 of Fear the Walking Dead and I’m bitching about that here.
Picking up where we left off in Season 4, Daya has shot an evil guard. And Taystee and friends seek justice for Poussey. Making matters worse, Caputo has gone on air dismissing the actions of the guard who killed Poussey and never bothers to name her, insinuating a full-out riot. Given the treatment of the inmates since the prison went “for-profit”, it’s certainly warranted. Continue reading OITNB Season 5 Episodes 1-6
On MAFS (Married at First Sight), we get a chance to watch some drama unfold as people marry strangers. Let’s take a moment to remember that these are real people, who have chosen to be in a real marriage, with people’s who’s names were unknown to them right up to the alter. Real people. And America is judging them harshly, both positively and negatively. Myself included.
Even though it’s been nearly a year since the marriages took place, tonight we’re seeing what’s happening just after 4 weeks. And our couples all seem to be in pretty good places. No one is a real asshole. No one is a manipulative liar. No one is a control freak, ok well Nate may still find himself on a maybe list. But overall, these really seem to be good people. And possibly, good matches.
Wait, Where’s the Sexy Part?
It didn’t take long for two of the couples to go do the deed. But Cody & Danielle have struggled to find a sweet spot that leaves them both comfortable to take action.
Initially, they had an instant attraction and did a good bit of kissing and cuddling. Thanks to editing that wants us always wondering, we don’t really see quite what it is that reels them back a page.
Cody has been a playboy right up to the night before he was matched. And realizes he doesn’t want to screw up and go for a wham bam… oh maybe you’re not the right one. Thank you, ma’am. He tells Danielle that he wants to make sure they have a good friendship foundation before moving into the physical.
Danielle seems to take this as a sign of rejection and a step in the wrong direction. She’s already pledged to marry Cody (at least for 8 weeks, even though those vows said ’till death) and she is ready for honeymoon sex! She also sees this lack of aggressively going for the gold as a weakness in his manliness. I personally think it shows a strength of character. But I understand wanting to be taken – in a passionate fashion.
Tonight we’ll see where the romantic carpet munching (no pun intended) and cuddling in front of the fire will lead. Considering common interests and initial attraction, I think this couple has great possibilities to remain married.
Well alleluia, Fear the Walking Dead has brought us something interesting!! Enter Rueben Blades. We have a zinger for the first time in this whole series! I would have loved to see this episode made into a stand alone movie for the big screen. Between the passionate Spanish language throughout to actually having a story with real depth, there’s finally something interesting going on.
When we last saw Daniel, he was trapped in a fire he set himself. Left for dead and hallucinating, Daniel has managed to survive. Yet he’s suffering from dehydration and infection in a leg wound, death is closing in.
A fate-like series of events spares Daniel’s life several times over. And lands him in a position to save the most important resource in the post-apocalyptic world.
Hospitality & Guilt
His savior and new friend, Efrain is played by Jesse Borrego. The two set out to a secret fountain to collect water for a community struggling to survive. And Efrain takes Daniel to his daughter, Lola, to tend to the infected burns on Daniel’s leg.
Daniel is moved and humbled by this experience. Showing signs of deep remorse for his previous life, he confesses to killing 96 people to Efrain and begs forgiveness. A wise Efrain tells Daniel, there’s no one left here to judge him.
Despite the hospitality, Daniel’s intent is to leave and continue his search for Ophelia.
As Fate Would Have it
As Efrain sleeps, Daniel leaves. He finds himself, under armed and overpowered, facing a giant walker. At the last second, Daniel is saved again by the grace of fate. Lightning strikes the walker dead and Daniel unconscious. Daniel is found by some of Dante’s guys and taken back to their camp at the dam.
As if we had any doubt, Daniel proves willing to stand up for himself even outmanned among the unknown. Dante’s men follow suit in a Negan fashion, standing in the presence of their leader. A front-man thug confronts Daniel for ignoring their leader’s entrance. And is stabbed with a fork for disrespecting Daniel’s meal.
Dante thinks he recognizes the name Daniel Salazar of El Salvodor and questions his potential military affiliations. A tattoo inside Daniel’s lip confirms he was Sombre Negra, a vicious vigilante justice group of military and police. Dante respects Daniel’s background and invites him in as an honored guest.
Daniel is taken on patrol to find the dam’s water thief. Dante’s thugs are standing in front of the fountain that will lead back to Lola; Daniel reveals Efrain, moments before it can be discovered. Lola, distraught over her father, argues with Daniel over his betrayal. He declares he acted in protection of her and the people depending on the water. Daniel later finds Efrain being interrogated by Dante with Lola standing by.
Lola, distraught over her father, argues with Daniel over his betrayal. He declares he acted in protection of her and the people depending on the water. Daniel leaves.
Daniel finds Strand, who has been imprisoned by Dante. Strand lies, telling Daniel that Ophelia is at the hotel where he was staying. And that Ophelia is waiting for Daniel. Daniel feels Strand is lying and walks away.
Later, Daniel finds Efrain; he is being interrogated by Dante with Lola standing by. Dante orders Daniel’s participation in the interrogation. Daniel speaks quietly to Efrain; to protect Lola Daniel offers a quick death for Efrain’s silence. But Lola intervenes, confessing her actions.
Dante takes Lola, Efrain, Strand, and Pablito (an innocent) to the top of the dam for execution. One of Dante’s thugs sends poor Pablito over. And Daniel is ordered to execute Lola next. Instead, Daniel shoots Dante and his men. Bringing Daniel’s headcount to 100.
Daniel hands the gun to Lola and kneels to accept his fate. And Lola extends her hand and pulls Daniel up.
Fear the Walking Dead has had exactly 100% viewership of die-hard Walking Dead fans, watching just for the sake of it. But the show has really not been nearly as satisfying in any way as it’s predecessor. We’ve made it this far, I imagine we will be watching it through to the end. Just to say we did.
This season hasn’t brought John & I much to be excited about overall; the show is still pretty boring in comparison to TWD and maybe when measured against, well, anything. The actors are all gorgeous, it has that going. But the acting itself often seems dry, stiff, unrealistic, and dispassionate.
Our leading couple is Madison & Travis, played by Kim Dickens and Cliff Curtis. From the very beginning they are said to have this back story of a deep passionate romance. But… ugh there goes that word again. But these two actors just didn’t pull off. Cliff did a better job as Travis caring for Madison than the other way around; overall, there’s no real chemistry between the two of them to make a believable deep romance.
Now, Travis is dead. Bye Cliff; I actually miss you.
Season Three – Episode Three
It looks as if Madison will be playing up some mommy issues with, Troy, a weird psycho that tried to kill her son and husband, whom of which seems to have a thing for her, played by Daniel Sharman. From a pathetic attempt to fain fear of Troy, to joining forces with him voluntarily. All things considered, it’s an interesting twist, albeit super fucking bizarre and creepy twist.
Another wildly creepy scene takes place as Nick joins Troy on a midnight hunting expedition with some other characters from the ranch. These two end up rolling around in a brotherly fight. Anger turns to play and they end laughing about it, almost romantically, and agreeing to be friends. I can’t wait to see what Luciana feels about this!
And praise Jesus! Finally someone has some weed. Begrudgingly, Alicia agrees to a “bible study” with her peers. What she finds is an opportunity to be a regular person for a little while. The teens bunker down with a little booze, a bong, and a walker head asking questions from a birdcage
This episode did prove that the writing can be really funny and not all the acting is atrocious. Alicia/Alycia is actually a joy and hello!! Now we have Dayton Callie. I’m also enjoying Daniel Sharman even though Troy is a weaselly mother fucker.
We do all our talking about this episode right HERE after we talk American Gods.
Fat Jesus, baby Jesus, the glowing saint Jesus… the world has brought so many images to belief. Who’s your personal Jesus?
The first season of American Gods has come to an end with Jesus and John & Kate agree, it was sooooo satisfying. We’ve enjoyed some great actors who all look so stunning!! Even though Technical Boy has an ever changing grill and hair ranging from a greasy bowl cut to look like a plop of soft serve ice cream landed on his melon – everyone looked AWESOME. The scenery and imagery is equally stunning. We’re really enjoying this endless, goofy, satirical humor coming at us on the sly and with some direct hits. It’s all around amazing like a perfect gourmet meal of steak and potatoes.
Catching Up with Laura & Mad Sweeny
This week Laura and Sweeny have arrived in Kentucky, at the home of Easter, played gorgeously by Kristen Chenoweth, with hopes for a back to life revival for Laura. The truth surrounding Laura’s death comes out; she’s been sacrificed. Her death ensured that Shadow would have nothing to lose and nothing to live for. The perpetrator executing this sacrifice, her road mate, Mad Sweeny.
Laura angry over this new information and distraught violently and literally squeezes Sweeny to find out why he would take her life. Sweeny knowing he cannot stop her powers confesses that Wednesday orchestrated the task. Easter reveals that a death by a God cannot be undone. Will Laura’s heart ever beat again?
Shadow Backs Wednesday in a Lie
Wednesday and Shadow have also arrived at Easter’s home, just after Anansi has tailor made them each a dapper suit. Anansi suggested Wednesday needed to enlist a queen; that is just what Wednesday intends to do. Easter, like Vulcan, has made a comfortable existence for herself by siding with the new gods. Initially, she has no interest in Wednesday’s proposition.
Wednesday misrepresents the events of Vulcan’s death and tells Easter that the new gods killed him for aligning with him and forging a sword to him. In Wednesday’s mind’s eye, he’s being truthful. In reality, Wednesday separated Vulcan’s head from body himself. Wednesday displays the very impressive blade forged in his honor to Easter, spinning his tale; Shadow backs up his story by adding a little flattery before following orders to go be distracted.
Wednesday is OOOOOOOODINNNNNNN!!!!
A truth finally escapes Wednesday’s lips in one astounding come to Jesus moment of awesome cheesiness! As Wednesday reveals to Shadow who he is, he demonstrates his power with a sacrifice to Easter. Easter inspired by the gesture, takes back the spring. The two vow together to return the spring only when prayed for.
Bilquis Arrives at the House on the Rock
Anansi doesn’t quite answer how Bilquis gets to America, but he eloquently tells her story from Queen to peasant. She returns to a measure of glory by aligning herself with the new gods. Technical Boy seduces her with the technology of the dating app age and Bilquis finds a new way to rise in rank. She with the most followers wins.
Technical Boy calls in a return of favor, but Bilquis appears to have thoughts of doubt and regret. At the show’s end, we see Bilquis on a bus, pulling up to the place all the gods are heading, presumably for war. Will Bilquis remain sided with the new gods?
We’re loosely recapping this week’s episode of American Gods. And we’re cracking up over Mad Sweeny’s antics and famous quotes, romancing a past of 1700’s England, and understanding Laura’s crass and empty soul through “a spark of the same spirit”. All as Mad Sweeny’s coming to America is narrated by Ibis himself.
This week on American Gods we received a really fascinating look into the Mad Sweeny universe. We see Sweeny move from Ireland, to America, off to London and finally settled in America. Presumably, via the belief in leprechauns from a miss Essie Tregowan, or within the confines of the show -McGowan.
Essie, who’s red hair flows bright as a blazing fire, is played by our very own Emily Browning who also happens to play Laura. At this time, we may question if Laura is a sort of reincarnation of Essie. And producers do say that they are a sparkle of the same spirit, but what, if any, part of the future this plays is completely unknown.
Luck for the Good & Bad
The story of Essie is told in our beloved original publication; in as many regards as they the same, the two adaptations are different. In both she carries with her a belief in such things as fairies and leprechauns. One leprechaun in particular, the one and only Mad Sweeny, becomes attached to Essie by her faith.
Essie over the years continued to call upon the leprechaun in prayer. She leaves her magical creature the last little bite of food or a plate of milk as an offering. In difficult time Essie prayed hard. The strength of those prayers bolstered luck in the life of the leprechaun and he returns luck back onto Essie. But in good times, prayers went forgotten and luck went unbegotten for both.
Our little woman finds herself imprisoned for theft, a second time and deservedly. She is celled adjacent to her leprechaun, Sweeny. Allowing for a conversation in which her thoughts give faith to a leprechaun as her king. And as luck would have it, a means of avoidance of fate presents itself.
Her faith no longer escaped her mind after that final escape from the gallows. And in the new world she lucks into as comfortable a servitude as one could imagine. Eventually Essie marries her master and she lives out her remaining days as the owner of the plantation which she was purchased to serve.
In her final moments of blood pumping in her veins, her leprechaun pays a farewell visit; thereby demonstrating a level of comfort only faith can bring.